Star69 Vol 2
By: Guy 1 and Guy 2 |
Monday February 11, 2008 |
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Zombies are hot. |
| It's Blair Witch taking a bite out of Cloverfield and smacking it's head against Night of the Living Dead and waking up somewhere in the neighborhood of 28 Days Later. Do we really need another zombie film? Aside from I Am Legend, the genre really hasn't developed beyond anything we haven't seen already. Is that such a bad thing? Well, zombie films are fun. Films about dancing usually aren't. Romantic comedies split the bill. What are you going to see? Diary of the Dead Guy 1: I profess my undieing love to all zombies. Guy 2: I've dated a few zombies. Guy 1: That's hot. Guy 2: No, really.. talk about cold as ice. Guy 1: Well, the reigning king of the undead is back with a vengeance. Guy 2: If it ain't George A. Romero, it ain't dead. Jumpers Guy 1: Mother F*$&in Teleporters Guy 2: Howz it taste motha f*$&r?! Guy 1: This is Samuel L. Jackson's 110th mother f*$&ng movie. Guy 2: Mother F*$&r. Step Up 2 the Streets Guy 1: Are you ready to step up? Guy 2: You better mother f*$&in... oo wait, I said that already. Guy 1: Dance movies suck. Guy 2: Underground dance battles rule! Definitely, Maybe Guy 1: Definitely, maybe never going to see this. Guy 2: What about Little Miss Sunshine? Guy 1: That chick is weird. Guy 2: I dunno... she is good and Ryan Reynolds has done some good stuff. Guy 1: Like what? Guy 2: Smokin Aces, The Amityville Horror, The In-Laws .... Guy 1: and Scarlett Johannsen |
